Monday 20 August 2012

KILL YOUR PRIUS


This is the proclamation on the cover of Hot Rod magazine for August 2012. ‘Kill Your Prius’. While our motivation is different, I could not agree more with the sentiment.

No one knows the North American automotive market like Toyota. And, arguably, they have, and continue to, manufacture some of the most reliable ways of getting from A to B world-wide. Toyota’s ability to rebrand is also second to none, all the way back to the late 80s when a marketing type and an accounting type got together, cooking up a way around export restrictions in Japan. The topic on the white board that day;  ‘Luxury EXport to the US’ a deft wipe of the board left only the letters LEXUS remaining. The effort to capture Gen Y was also extremely successful with the Scion Brand- it is almost impossible to find a Scion xB (the ‘hat-car’) that doesn’t have a Jackass sticker, aftermarket wheels and flat-brim-wearing driver - probably playing questionable, radio friendly, cross-genre music.

Squashed Hat Car
So what’s wrong the Prius then? Being critical of anything is too easy, let’s start with what is right. Prius is Latin for earlier, before, previously. Toyota has stated this is the name, as before this time, people were not environmentally conscious. Valid point of view? Irrelevant! Nothing could have motivated Hollywood celebs to trade in their Hummers faster than the re-launch of the Prius in 2002. It has become an accessible, understandable symbol for (apparently) caring about the environment. A symbol of status and attitude. Toyota has made the hybrid a palatable commodity, in a market where the Ford F-Truck has continued to be top of the sales charts for many decades.  (As a side note: The U.S. is the only market where the Camry out sells the Corolla.) The Prius consistently makes the top 20 each month for national sales. It is the only ‘strictly hybrid’ model to make an appearance.  This popularity is the cause of a problem.

Outsells the nearest competition by almost 2:1

A symptom of Toyota’s supreme ability to create a niche and then fill it with a target audience would be an almost complete ignorance of Prius alternatives. In most recent history Honda preceded the rebooted Prius with both the platform-defining Insight and Civic Hybrid, yet failed to gain street cred or recognition. However it is traditional combustion engine ‘compact’ cars where the oversight is most interesting. Right back to the early 80s, the tail end of the first oil crisis, you can find examples that get very close to the thrifty gas sniffing of the Prius, usually European diesels. No one Stateside wanted to drive them, though they now are the darlings of Californian hippies doing bio-diesel conversions. The Prius is still the king for Miles Per Gallon (if you exclude the latest batch of Full-Electrics) but not by a great deal. In fact, the latest round of tests from the Environmental Protection Agency shows 8 alternatives to the Prius that run solely from a combustion engine and match or outperform it in real world driving- that would be flat out, interrupted by unnecessary braking with Air Conditioning on ICE cold. And this is running on the bilge water that passes for petrol in the United States of America. Makes you wonder why car companies couldn’t attain these figures before now.

What does this leave us with? An upwardly mobile compact car market, that is pandering to Pop-environmentalism and homogenous driving experiences? This is not a horrible situation, though it would be dangerous for any realities of the Prius to be used against the very movement it helped encourage.

The Prius is a bare minimum kind of gesture- it is the thought that counts. If only Toyota would use their expertise to forge a faux enthusiasm for public transport or, taking baby steps, create a belief that 2 people in a car does not equal High Occupancy.  


Monday 2 July 2012

French Lesson at X Games 18

Hot Wheels Double Loop, pure science fiction. (more pics at bottom)
You should never leave a motorsport event and think it would have been acceptable to enter your own car. The immodest and irrational will be discounted from this argument. Unfortunately, X Games 18 Rallycross is this kind of situation.


During the Skateboarding Street final one of the commentators remarked that these youngsters could be future Rally X competitors, when they get too old to skate. This comment was cringe worthy, not because it is ridiculous, but for being far too close to the truth. The Rally X field has some ringers, some has-beens and some who knew-the-right-people. Should it be an event that the Statesmen of X Games and Drift retire to? Is that all right? It should rub everyone the wrong way that some of the people were only circulating for reasons of pure economics. But that is motorsport at the end of the day - money controlled. All of this brings us back to the first statement; you should never leave a motorsport event and think it would have been acceptable to enter your own car in it.


These are early days for Rally X and the GRC, the development of the cars was extremely lacking. They do not move like a WRC car and lack the feral nature of a euro Rallycross beast - in fact, when the anti-lag ruckus started on the grid, first thoughts were of Tesco car parks across the UK. Loeb's beast was the exception, though he probably could of won in a Daihatsu. He had turned up in the DS3 XL which was really the re-incarnation of a Group B car. No one else was warming their tires gutter-to-gutter in the demo lap. 


Marcus Gronholm was regrettably MIA after a big crash in practice, which left Sebastien Loeb the sole 'real' rally driver. Predictably, Loeb went on to win the 10 car final by 13 seconds - he was making upward of 2 seconds a lap over the rest of the field, luckily it was only a 6 lap race.


Winning, or as Loeb may say 'Gagnant'
Without doubt, some of these guys can steer a vehicle. Ken Block actually went alright, Deegan has made the transition from bike to car and as you'd expect, Sverre Isachsen was doing well until a bad landing (or maybe cockiness) saw him retire from the final. I didn't get to see Pastrana race because a Saab put him into the wall during the first round. Yes, a Saab...


Pre-race chat.
The Scott-Eklund Racing’s Saabs are awkward in movement and appearance. I felt that Scott's disqualification for putting Pastrana into the wall should have just been a series ban on him and Hubinette having the audacity to show up in such stinky cars. According to a Saab fan (yep...) sitting next to me in the stands, they are rebadged, refaced MY07 WRXs- I cannot confirm this and it would make up for nothing. Sam Hubinette did drive his Saab like a cut snake, all the way to the final, but isn't there a more appropriate company who wants to get involved?

Liam Doran is a brute, and maybe a scouser - the crowd will grow to love him.
Luckily all of this was lost on the crowd. More than expected had turned up as a direct result of the GRC being broadcast after NASCAR. I'd actually like someone to verify if this was just a co-incidence of my seating. All around my vantage point were people swapping various facts about the Rally X cars compared to NASCARs. They loved that the turns were in both direction, flames came out the back on gear changes; there were crashes, jumps and some very visible rivalries.


TLDR? If you are stateside, now is the perfect time to get involved in Rallycross.


Deegan - circle work

Spot the difference

How did Bucky make it to the final?

Lots of Fiestas